Reptiles out the whazoo

profwebleygrizwold:

important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt

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If my character were an angel, what would they be guardian over? 

inboxideas:

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Send me “Kid:” followed by a question and my muse will answer it as his/her ten year old self. 

(Source: theobscuracamera, via outofnightvale)



Send me a ❀ to give my muse a flower crown 

(Source: doitforthememe, via vikingwithoutastory)




 Anonymous asked: "[Busts through the door as soon as visiting time begins.] Penny? - Ewan"

vikingwithoutastory:

nightvalereptilehouse:

vikingwithoutastory:

[Omg omg a dad is here helo dad]
Dad!! Hi!!

[you’re damn right a dad is here]

Penny! Are ya ok. how are ya feeling?

[concerned dad noises]

Yyyyyyes.
(Penny looks a little drowsy. Sluggish child.)
Sleepish. Y. Sleepy. Helo Da.

[aw bab. Ewan grins because aw child]

D’ya need a nap?




 Anonymous asked: "[Busts through the door as soon as visiting time begins.] Penny? - Ewan"

vikingwithoutastory:

[Omg omg a dad is here helo dad]
Dad!! Hi!!

[you’re damn right a dad is here]

Penny! Are ya ok. how are ya feeling?

[concerned dad noises]




unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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wasteland-sniper:

 

[Looking up to see Ewan rushing to his side, Eugene tried to give a smile, but it was crippled by the pain radiating through him. When he opened his mouth to speak, he fell into a fit of coughing, bright red blood staining his lips, an indication of damage beyond what the eye could see.]

A-attacked…by somethin’…big…

"Oh Jesus.. Ok, lets get ya tae.. A hospital or something as fast as we can." Ewan says, going to support Eugene and trying not to hurt him, although it seemed pretty much impossible.




wasteland-sniper:

[He was physically wrong, one could see that by even the simplest of glances. But what one could not see without further inspection was the odd angle that his right forearm sat in, or the way he tried to hide the limp that now affected his gait. The tall Australian gave a shiver as he tried to fight off the shock that was overtaking his body.]

h-help.

In the wastes again, Ewan was looking for a button he thought he might have lost out there earlier. Staring at the floor to scour it, he only looked up when he heard the cry of. Eugene?

"Eugene, jesus christ what happened to ya?" he asks, rushing over to the other man’s side to try and help somehow (and treading on the button he’d been looking for).




 genderscares asked: "roommates au for matt if this wants to work"

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse:

//wahey

Ewan finished dragging his suitcase up the stairs, having found the lift far too small to stand in for any length of time, and double checked the number, knocking before entering in case there was someone already in there. 

He entered with a smile, taking a look around the room as he did so.

 

Matt raises his eyebrows. “Oh, thank God. The last thing I want to do is have to room with a straight boy.” He says, typing Ewan’s phone number into his phone. “The last thing you’ll need to worry about is me bringing someone here to fuck me.” He adds, with a sardonic laugh. 

Ewan laughs at the straight boy comment, and nods with a grin. “Same.”

"I dunno, ya are pretty cute." He replies.

Shit did I say that out loud? I did say that out loud.