Reptiles out the whazoo

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nightvalereptilehouse:

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse there’s two reasons this reminds me of you lol

i

*eyebrow waggle*

Matt oh my god

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nightvalereptilehouse:

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse there’s two reasons this reminds me of you lol

i

*eyebrow waggle*

Matt oh my god




 nonbinarydragon asked: "roommates au for matt if this wants to work"

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nightvalereptilehouse:

//wahey

Ewan finished dragging his suitcase up the stairs, having found the lift far too small to stand in for any length of time, and double checked the number, knocking before entering in case there was someone already in there. 

He entered with a smile, taking a look around the room as he did so.

 

"That’s cool! And thank you, I’m… Kinda weird about having stuff get in my space. I mean, like, I’m not gonna draw a line down the center of the room, I just mean if I see something of yours over here I’d just put it away." He shrugs.

"Ah, sure thing. I’ll make sure tae keep my stuff over here." Ewan smiles at Matt, looking around for a place to stick the post it note and deciding on one of his books. 




 nonbinarydragon asked: "roommates au for matt if this wants to work"

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse:

//wahey

Ewan finished dragging his suitcase up the stairs, having found the lift far too small to stand in for any length of time, and double checked the number, knocking before entering in case there was someone already in there. 

He entered with a smile, taking a look around the room as he did so.

 

"It’s cool." Matt says, looking at it, then grinning at Ewan. "Do you just, like, doodle pictures of lizards?" He asks, laying on his side, propping his head up on an elbow.

"Uh, aye mostly." Ewan grins. "I’ll try tae keep th’ post its on my side of th’ room." he adds.






asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse there’s two reasons this reminds me of you lol

i

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse there’s two reasons this reminds me of you lol

i




 nonbinarydragon asked: "roommates au for matt if this wants to work"

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse:

//wahey

Ewan finished dragging his suitcase up the stairs, having found the lift far too small to stand in for any length of time, and double checked the number, knocking before entering in case there was someone already in there. 

He entered with a smile, taking a look around the room as he did so.

 

"Might drop it on a freshman." Matt snickers, sweeping his bangs out of his eyes to peek over at Ewan again.

"… What’cha drawing?"

"Perfect." Ewan grins, and then pauses.

"Ah, ‘s just a doodle of a lizard." he says, before flipping the post it round and rolling closer to the edge of the bed so that Matt can see. It is a half finished drawing of a bearded dragon. Its cartoony, but is definitely based off of the picture on the front of the reptile book. 




 nonbinarydragon asked: "roommates au for matt if this wants to work"

asktheteamofscientists:

nightvalereptilehouse:

nightvalereptilehouse:

//wahey

Ewan finished dragging his suitcase up the stairs, having found the lift far too small to stand in for any length of time, and double checked the number, knocking before entering in case there was someone already in there. 

He entered with a smile, taking a look around the room as he did so.

 

"Aye, thats pretty much it." Ewan replies with a grin. "Fuckin. So many goddamn stairs. At least we won’t have tae pull luggage up it again fer a little while, right?" he asks, turning his head to look at Matt.

"Fuck it, at the end of the year, I’ll just drop my bags out the fuckin’ window." Matt grins back at Ewan, then flops over a bit. Goddamnit, why’d I have to get a hot roommate. He better not have tattoos or I’m going to complain. ‘Excuse me, miss, I’d like to make a transfer, my roommate is too attractive to deal with.’

"That’s th’ best idea I have ever heard." Ewan laughs.

F uck he’s cute. Shit. Fuckin. Cute roommate. He l p.

Just. Ok just. Fiddle with the pen you have. Get some post its or some shit and doodle a lizard. I don’t know.




64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude, via berrystumpytail)






megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via alexrenaudofnightvale)